David Takes A Stand
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Category:
G through L › Lost Boys
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,524
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Please read the disclaimer in the story before reading.. ..Also, I do not own "The Lost Boys, " and make no money from writing this story.
David Takes A Stand
DISCLAIMER 1: Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
DISCLAIMER 2: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. More to the point, it is a fictionalized parody of a work of fiction, which makes it even more fictitious. Double fiction, if you will.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead (or for that matter, comatose or vegetative) is purely coincidental. In the event that the characters in this parody resemble any actual persons living or dead, some intervention may be required to help those actual persons (at least the living ones), since any such resemblance would be very unfortunate indeed.
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INTRO
Not so long ago, in a distant, frozen land, lives a woman named Ellen.
Since she has no job to speak of, or any sort of real life, she lives
in her parents’ basement with her imaginary cat. Ellen has no real
friends, no boyfriend, and no meaningful hobbies. All day long, she
spends her days cruising the internet for smut stories on her favorite
Lost Boys character, David, looking for naked pictures of Kiefer
Sutherland, bugging her online acquaintances for ‘David smut’ or
pictures of Kiefer, attempting to write pitiful fan fictions about the
Lost Boys (especially David) or plagiarizing others’ fan fictions,
downloading Lost Boys ring tones for her cell phone, listening to Abba
CD’s eating Lutefisk, reading about black magic and Voodoo, and whining
to everyone on every forum she was a member of about how pathetic her
life is. This is Ellen’s life.
Even though Ellen is well into her twenties, she is still a virgin.
Possibly because she is short and stocky, has her hair buzz cut like a
Marine; wears coke bottle glasses, has livery lips, and a bad attitude,
she will likely remain one for life. Yet, from the way it sounds to
those she whines to online, it seems as though she is holding onto her
virginity for her one and only true love….
A fictional character by the name of David!
One day, after reading a rather smutty story, Ellen decides to contact
the author and request a David story of her own. So that it will be
‘her own personal story’, Ellen gives a list of ‘demands’ to the author
that she wishes to see in her story. To her joy, the author agrees!
Later, the same week, Ellen contacts another author who’s story she’s
read, and gets another ‘yes’! Oh, double the joy! She is going to get
two smut stories!
Little does Ellen know that the two authors are the best of friends.
The two best friends (We’ll call them Tori and Reece) soon learn that
Ellen has contacted them separately. Tori and Reece are a little
puzzled by this. Why would Ellen contact both of them and want two
stories with similar content? Both Reece and Tori decide they will not
do the stories after all and tell Ellen as much.
Ellen gets mad. She stomps her stubby feet. She whines. She flies into
a rage and threatens suicide. Then, she promises the ultimate. She
tells both girls she will get even with them by practicing black magic
and Voodoo on them if they do not give her what she wants. Though Tori
and Reece are not afraid of her or her threats, they decide to write
her stories for her just to shut her up. But little do they or Ellen
know that the black magic she’s been practicing has some potent side
effects. Here is the tale……
DISCLAIMER 2: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. More to the point, it is a fictionalized parody of a work of fiction, which makes it even more fictitious. Double fiction, if you will.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead (or for that matter, comatose or vegetative) is purely coincidental. In the event that the characters in this parody resemble any actual persons living or dead, some intervention may be required to help those actual persons (at least the living ones), since any such resemblance would be very unfortunate indeed.
____________________________________________________________
INTRO
Not so long ago, in a distant, frozen land, lives a woman named Ellen.
Since she has no job to speak of, or any sort of real life, she lives
in her parents’ basement with her imaginary cat. Ellen has no real
friends, no boyfriend, and no meaningful hobbies. All day long, she
spends her days cruising the internet for smut stories on her favorite
Lost Boys character, David, looking for naked pictures of Kiefer
Sutherland, bugging her online acquaintances for ‘David smut’ or
pictures of Kiefer, attempting to write pitiful fan fictions about the
Lost Boys (especially David) or plagiarizing others’ fan fictions,
downloading Lost Boys ring tones for her cell phone, listening to Abba
CD’s eating Lutefisk, reading about black magic and Voodoo, and whining
to everyone on every forum she was a member of about how pathetic her
life is. This is Ellen’s life.
Even though Ellen is well into her twenties, she is still a virgin.
Possibly because she is short and stocky, has her hair buzz cut like a
Marine; wears coke bottle glasses, has livery lips, and a bad attitude,
she will likely remain one for life. Yet, from the way it sounds to
those she whines to online, it seems as though she is holding onto her
virginity for her one and only true love….
A fictional character by the name of David!
One day, after reading a rather smutty story, Ellen decides to contact
the author and request a David story of her own. So that it will be
‘her own personal story’, Ellen gives a list of ‘demands’ to the author
that she wishes to see in her story. To her joy, the author agrees!
Later, the same week, Ellen contacts another author who’s story she’s
read, and gets another ‘yes’! Oh, double the joy! She is going to get
two smut stories!
Little does Ellen know that the two authors are the best of friends.
The two best friends (We’ll call them Tori and Reece) soon learn that
Ellen has contacted them separately. Tori and Reece are a little
puzzled by this. Why would Ellen contact both of them and want two
stories with similar content? Both Reece and Tori decide they will not
do the stories after all and tell Ellen as much.
Ellen gets mad. She stomps her stubby feet. She whines. She flies into
a rage and threatens suicide. Then, she promises the ultimate. She
tells both girls she will get even with them by practicing black magic
and Voodoo on them if they do not give her what she wants. Though Tori
and Reece are not afraid of her or her threats, they decide to write
her stories for her just to shut her up. But little do they or Ellen
know that the black magic she’s been practicing has some potent side
effects. Here is the tale……