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Why So Serious?
Title: Why So Serious?
AN: This is technically a crossover between Hellraiser/HarryPotter/Dark Knight and I put in the Batman section because I figured since The Joker is the main villain, it should be put there. That, and look at the title lol. Alice and Myra are the main characters but the Joker is involved in several chapters. He’s important in this story.
It was a nice, sunny day at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, Hermione, the Weasley twins and the new student Alice Spencer (who’d been there for nearly six months and was still considered new) were hanging out by the main hall when the kid with the camera runs towards them with a newspaper. "Hey Look at this guys!" he says after snapping his picture with his somewhat of a pest camera.
Alice takes the newspaper from him and she has a very shocked look on her face. If it had any other picture on the front paper, she wouldn’t have cared about it. But it had to be him.
Fred looks at Alice with concern. He’d never seen her concerned before, considering her background that she’d told him about and her ‘secret’. “What is it?” he asked, concern in his voice.
Neville walks over and looks at the newspaper. “What’s wrong with his face?” he asked. The moving picture showed a crazy person with paint on his face, giving a look so evil that Neville practically turned around and walked away with shivers running down his spine.
Hermione takes the newspaper and says, “I know who that is! That’s a crazy muggle who calls himself The Joker. He escaped from the insane asylum in Gothem City. But why would he be coming here?” she trailed off, leaving a hint of confusion in her voice.
Harry looks at Alice and asks, “Do you know who this “Joker’ is?” referring to the fact that she’d mentioned some time ago that she came from America in a town called Gothem.
The look on her face gave away the answer before she’d even said it. Of course she knew him. He was The Joker, mass murderer and serial killer and insane to boot! “Yes, but how did he escape?” Alice answers back. She remembered that the last time she was in Gothem The Joker had been captured and sent to the insane asylum because he seemed to like prison too much. But still, how did he escape?
As all of them thought about this, below Hogwarts George was looking for some fireworks to set off in the yards for a prank where instead he found barrels of gasoline wired to each other as if in the design of pretzels. George runs to the gang and yells, “Guys come quick!” he yells as loud as he could. It was a good thing he used his wand to amplify his voice.
They all rushed down stairs to find those barrels hooked up. “We need to fight him before he kills us all! We need a plan,” Alice tells everyone. “Harry, do you still have that map?” she asks, turning to him, her face giving off the look of urgency.
Harry pulls the map out of his pocket, “Y-yes I do.”
“Good,” she replies as they all go back to the main hall. Alice takes the map from Harry and asks, “How do you work this thing?” right after she realized she didn’t know how to work the Mauderers Map.
Fred and George pull out there wands and say, “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good,” and they tapped the map with their wands. Instantly the ink on the map appeared and revealed where everyone in the castle was. Snape was pacing in his dungeon, the rest of the teachers in a room, possibly having a meeting and random students scattered everywhere. Then they found him, they found The Joker.
“That can’t be right, look,” Hermione says pointing at a spot on the map. Everyone looks at the map more closely.
Alice confused, says, “The map is saying that The Joker is.....” she trails off.
Right as she was about to finish her sentence, they all heard laughter fill the room. Evil laughter. So evil that one feeling filled everyone; fear. They all turned to find The Joker sitting down in a chair, wearing his classic, evil smile. Ron worried and scared asked, “What do you want?”
The Joker seemed to think about this for a second because his eyes rolled up. Of course he wasn’t really thinking about it. Just stalling for the intensity of the fear he knew they all had. “What do I want?” he said aloud. “I want a big car. Shiny, black, big motor. Stereo inside," The Joker answered. Of course he said the first thing that came to his mind.
Hermione tells The Joker, “We’re only kids, we can’t get you that. None of us can even drive!”
“Oh. You all look......Scared. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them?” he asked eagerly. Whenever someone looked at him like Hermione did he got the urge to tell a random story as to how he got those scars. Of course he never told anybody the truth except one person.
Before The Joker could continue Alice interrupts him, “Joker, what are you doing here and what do you really want?” she asked both annoyed and afraid. He was far worse than his reputation. She would know. She lived in Gothem before.
The Joker replies to her, shocked to see a familiar face, “Alice, fancy meeting you here. Why did you run away?” he said, making sure to say the last sentence with a slightly menacing tune to it.
“Cause you’re a maniac!!!” she screams at him. Anger started to fill her.
“No I’m not....NO....I’m NOT!” he argues back. If there was anything wrong with him, it was his choice in choosing henchmen, but not that he was a maniac! He was not insane. Everyone else was insane in his mind.
Fred goes in between the two fearfully and asks, “Mr. Joker, I hate to interrupt the two of you but may I borrow Alice?”
Joker says, “Sure, why not?” using a sarcastic voice and turning around to give them some privacy.
“Alice, I have an idea. Tell The Joker to join our army to fight ‘you know who’.”
Alice looks at Fred like he’s crazy. This was The Joker they were talking about! What on Earth would compel the psycho to help them? Then an idea popped into her head. “It’s crazy enough to work.”
Draco walks in looking at The Joker, disgust filling his voice, “Who are you?”.
Everyone turns to yell at him for his lack of knowledge that just happens to include him. “He’s The Joker!!”
“Hey little boy, you wanna see a trick?" The Joker offers Draco becoming interested in the smart-ass who addressed him. The first thought that came through his head was to ‘show him how to make a pencil disappear’.
Draco tells The Joker, “Don’t touch me, you filthy muggle. Just wait until my father hears about this!” He stalks off to get away from the filthy muggle that he didn’t want to be around. He made it out just in time.
Just then, The Joker pulls out his detonator and tells everyone “This is hooked up to those barrels down stairs. So if anyone else tries to leave, I simply press this button.”
Alice walks over to The Joker and starts to change his plan. “Come over here my green haired friend. Listen, I know someone that not only hates us but you as well. Now what you can do is help us fight this guy not for us but for yourself. See, if you do this then there might be something in it for you,” Alice explains, making sure to leave a trail of secrecy in her voice.
“Why should I help you?” The Joker asks irritated at her.
“Cause we could teach you real magic,” Alice tells him.
So they taught the Joker how to use a wand and they taught him how to do some magic amazingly. He was a muggle after all! Or was he??? After a while they were done with his training and sitting around planning on Voldemort’s destruction. Just then, Lord Voldemort himself, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix LeStrange and Peter Petigrew bust open the wall of Hogwarts and start attacking everyone that is in there way, trying to kill Harry Potter. Alice was fighting off Lucius. Harry was fighting off Peter. The Twins, Hermione, and Ron were fighting off Bellatrix while The Joker was Fighting Lord Voldemort. “Who are you?” Voldemort asked The Joker, wondering why a freak was attacking him.
The Joker answers laughing, “Who am I? I’m the one who fled away. I’m the one they talk about. You know, I’ve never seen you...before,” he chuckled. “You look confused. Is it the scars?”
As they all continued to fight, everyone heard a loud ‘BANG’. They all looked and they saw Voldemort on the ground dead, his face scarred like The Jokers and Peter on the floor with a hole in his belly. Harry runs over to Hermione as Alice makes the final blow to Lucius. All six of them are now looking over at The Joker whom is laughing at Bellatrix with his hand around her throat. “What the bloody hell are you?” Bellatrix asks angry and a bit frightened.
He gave a more evil smile to her as an answer. “Your very pretty. You shouldn’t look so.... angry. I hate it when people are angry,” he says looking at Bellatrix.
“Joker, what the hell do you plan on doing?” Alice asks him, worried about what he was going to do.
Something that could only be described as annoyance was on his face was as he looked at Alice. “Do I look like a guy with a plan?” tells Alice. Laughter fills the room as laughing gas was set off. Harry Ron, Hermione, the twins and Alice were exiting the room. Just as the 5 left, Alice looked back and then ran with the rest of them. The Joker looks at Bellatrix and says, “You look scared. Lets put a smile on your face!” And he pushed the button on the detonator and the place explodes. The six of the kids walked over to what was once Hogwarts and was now rubble everywhere. Not everyone made it out alive. There was a quititch match today but the only person that decided to stay behind was Draco. Good riddance. Alice Walks in the middle of the rubble and picks up a card that was faced down. She turns the card around and it reads, “I want you to know that I will never forget you and I would like to thank you Alice, for not only being here but for being a friend. If you need me.........here's my card.” His evil laughter filled her head as she read the note, knowing full well that their paths just might cross again. Hahahaha.
End chapter 1
AN: Please review, good and bad thoughts are accepted along with annoymous.
AN: This is technically a crossover between Hellraiser/HarryPotter/Dark Knight and I put in the Batman section because I figured since The Joker is the main villain, it should be put there. That, and look at the title lol. Alice and Myra are the main characters but the Joker is involved in several chapters. He’s important in this story.
It was a nice, sunny day at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, Hermione, the Weasley twins and the new student Alice Spencer (who’d been there for nearly six months and was still considered new) were hanging out by the main hall when the kid with the camera runs towards them with a newspaper. "Hey Look at this guys!" he says after snapping his picture with his somewhat of a pest camera.
Alice takes the newspaper from him and she has a very shocked look on her face. If it had any other picture on the front paper, she wouldn’t have cared about it. But it had to be him.
Fred looks at Alice with concern. He’d never seen her concerned before, considering her background that she’d told him about and her ‘secret’. “What is it?” he asked, concern in his voice.
Neville walks over and looks at the newspaper. “What’s wrong with his face?” he asked. The moving picture showed a crazy person with paint on his face, giving a look so evil that Neville practically turned around and walked away with shivers running down his spine.
Hermione takes the newspaper and says, “I know who that is! That’s a crazy muggle who calls himself The Joker. He escaped from the insane asylum in Gothem City. But why would he be coming here?” she trailed off, leaving a hint of confusion in her voice.
Harry looks at Alice and asks, “Do you know who this “Joker’ is?” referring to the fact that she’d mentioned some time ago that she came from America in a town called Gothem.
The look on her face gave away the answer before she’d even said it. Of course she knew him. He was The Joker, mass murderer and serial killer and insane to boot! “Yes, but how did he escape?” Alice answers back. She remembered that the last time she was in Gothem The Joker had been captured and sent to the insane asylum because he seemed to like prison too much. But still, how did he escape?
As all of them thought about this, below Hogwarts George was looking for some fireworks to set off in the yards for a prank where instead he found barrels of gasoline wired to each other as if in the design of pretzels. George runs to the gang and yells, “Guys come quick!” he yells as loud as he could. It was a good thing he used his wand to amplify his voice.
They all rushed down stairs to find those barrels hooked up. “We need to fight him before he kills us all! We need a plan,” Alice tells everyone. “Harry, do you still have that map?” she asks, turning to him, her face giving off the look of urgency.
Harry pulls the map out of his pocket, “Y-yes I do.”
“Good,” she replies as they all go back to the main hall. Alice takes the map from Harry and asks, “How do you work this thing?” right after she realized she didn’t know how to work the Mauderers Map.
Fred and George pull out there wands and say, “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good,” and they tapped the map with their wands. Instantly the ink on the map appeared and revealed where everyone in the castle was. Snape was pacing in his dungeon, the rest of the teachers in a room, possibly having a meeting and random students scattered everywhere. Then they found him, they found The Joker.
“That can’t be right, look,” Hermione says pointing at a spot on the map. Everyone looks at the map more closely.
Alice confused, says, “The map is saying that The Joker is.....” she trails off.
Right as she was about to finish her sentence, they all heard laughter fill the room. Evil laughter. So evil that one feeling filled everyone; fear. They all turned to find The Joker sitting down in a chair, wearing his classic, evil smile. Ron worried and scared asked, “What do you want?”
The Joker seemed to think about this for a second because his eyes rolled up. Of course he wasn’t really thinking about it. Just stalling for the intensity of the fear he knew they all had. “What do I want?” he said aloud. “I want a big car. Shiny, black, big motor. Stereo inside," The Joker answered. Of course he said the first thing that came to his mind.
Hermione tells The Joker, “We’re only kids, we can’t get you that. None of us can even drive!”
“Oh. You all look......Scared. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them?” he asked eagerly. Whenever someone looked at him like Hermione did he got the urge to tell a random story as to how he got those scars. Of course he never told anybody the truth except one person.
Before The Joker could continue Alice interrupts him, “Joker, what are you doing here and what do you really want?” she asked both annoyed and afraid. He was far worse than his reputation. She would know. She lived in Gothem before.
The Joker replies to her, shocked to see a familiar face, “Alice, fancy meeting you here. Why did you run away?” he said, making sure to say the last sentence with a slightly menacing tune to it.
“Cause you’re a maniac!!!” she screams at him. Anger started to fill her.
“No I’m not....NO....I’m NOT!” he argues back. If there was anything wrong with him, it was his choice in choosing henchmen, but not that he was a maniac! He was not insane. Everyone else was insane in his mind.
Fred goes in between the two fearfully and asks, “Mr. Joker, I hate to interrupt the two of you but may I borrow Alice?”
Joker says, “Sure, why not?” using a sarcastic voice and turning around to give them some privacy.
“Alice, I have an idea. Tell The Joker to join our army to fight ‘you know who’.”
Alice looks at Fred like he’s crazy. This was The Joker they were talking about! What on Earth would compel the psycho to help them? Then an idea popped into her head. “It’s crazy enough to work.”
Draco walks in looking at The Joker, disgust filling his voice, “Who are you?”.
Everyone turns to yell at him for his lack of knowledge that just happens to include him. “He’s The Joker!!”
“Hey little boy, you wanna see a trick?" The Joker offers Draco becoming interested in the smart-ass who addressed him. The first thought that came through his head was to ‘show him how to make a pencil disappear’.
Draco tells The Joker, “Don’t touch me, you filthy muggle. Just wait until my father hears about this!” He stalks off to get away from the filthy muggle that he didn’t want to be around. He made it out just in time.
Just then, The Joker pulls out his detonator and tells everyone “This is hooked up to those barrels down stairs. So if anyone else tries to leave, I simply press this button.”
Alice walks over to The Joker and starts to change his plan. “Come over here my green haired friend. Listen, I know someone that not only hates us but you as well. Now what you can do is help us fight this guy not for us but for yourself. See, if you do this then there might be something in it for you,” Alice explains, making sure to leave a trail of secrecy in her voice.
“Why should I help you?” The Joker asks irritated at her.
“Cause we could teach you real magic,” Alice tells him.
So they taught the Joker how to use a wand and they taught him how to do some magic amazingly. He was a muggle after all! Or was he??? After a while they were done with his training and sitting around planning on Voldemort’s destruction. Just then, Lord Voldemort himself, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix LeStrange and Peter Petigrew bust open the wall of Hogwarts and start attacking everyone that is in there way, trying to kill Harry Potter. Alice was fighting off Lucius. Harry was fighting off Peter. The Twins, Hermione, and Ron were fighting off Bellatrix while The Joker was Fighting Lord Voldemort. “Who are you?” Voldemort asked The Joker, wondering why a freak was attacking him.
The Joker answers laughing, “Who am I? I’m the one who fled away. I’m the one they talk about. You know, I’ve never seen you...before,” he chuckled. “You look confused. Is it the scars?”
As they all continued to fight, everyone heard a loud ‘BANG’. They all looked and they saw Voldemort on the ground dead, his face scarred like The Jokers and Peter on the floor with a hole in his belly. Harry runs over to Hermione as Alice makes the final blow to Lucius. All six of them are now looking over at The Joker whom is laughing at Bellatrix with his hand around her throat. “What the bloody hell are you?” Bellatrix asks angry and a bit frightened.
He gave a more evil smile to her as an answer. “Your very pretty. You shouldn’t look so.... angry. I hate it when people are angry,” he says looking at Bellatrix.
“Joker, what the hell do you plan on doing?” Alice asks him, worried about what he was going to do.
Something that could only be described as annoyance was on his face was as he looked at Alice. “Do I look like a guy with a plan?” tells Alice. Laughter fills the room as laughing gas was set off. Harry Ron, Hermione, the twins and Alice were exiting the room. Just as the 5 left, Alice looked back and then ran with the rest of them. The Joker looks at Bellatrix and says, “You look scared. Lets put a smile on your face!” And he pushed the button on the detonator and the place explodes. The six of the kids walked over to what was once Hogwarts and was now rubble everywhere. Not everyone made it out alive. There was a quititch match today but the only person that decided to stay behind was Draco. Good riddance. Alice Walks in the middle of the rubble and picks up a card that was faced down. She turns the card around and it reads, “I want you to know that I will never forget you and I would like to thank you Alice, for not only being here but for being a friend. If you need me.........here's my card.” His evil laughter filled her head as she read the note, knowing full well that their paths just might cross again. Hahahaha.
End chapter 1
AN: Please review, good and bad thoughts are accepted along with annoymous.