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Saints and Sinners

By: KruspeKreame
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Boondock Saints, nor any characters associating with this movie. I do not profit from these writings. This is a work of fiction.

Saints and Sinners

 

Rebecca got out of bed around 10am and she threw a pillow at her sister Natasha.

 

'Hey bitch get up.'

'Fuck you.' She said as she turned around.

'Well I am just going to have to kill this scumbag myself then.'

 

Tash turned back around and sat up.

 

'Fuck that was today, damnit.'

 

Becca nodded as she was slipping into her blue plaid shirt. Tash got out of bed and grabbed her black and red skirt and slipped right into it since she didn't sleep with pants on. Becca walked out of the room when she finished getting dressed and turned on the tv.

 

'Another killing by 'The Saints' discovered today in the downtown area.'

'Damn those Saints, killing off all our targets. They better not get this shithead before we do.' She thought to herself

 

'Hey Tash hurry the fuck up.' She yelled.

 

'Fuck you I'm coming.' She heard come from the bedroom.

 

Tash walked out in her usual garb, black and red skirt, knee high boots and tight black shirt. She had throw on a red wig today just for the hell of it.

 

'What you think of it?' she asked

'Well fuck me two ways to Sunday, looks good.'

 

They sat down to their usual breakfast; eggs, toast and coffee. A good full belly is good for killing some scumbags was their motto. They gathered their guns in the purses and head out the door. They took the train downtown to a small hotel where they were let in by security, two pretty girls in sexy garb never fails to get a man to his knees. They reached the door with their target behind it, they knocked lightly. The door was opened for them, the entire room had their guns drawn.

 

'Well this is how you greet your entertainment?' Becca said. 'We shall leave then.' She turned to walk out the door.

 

'Put them away guys' A voice said in a thick Russian accent.

 

'Well that's better' Tash said.

 

'You seem a bit overdressed.' One of them said.

'You underestimate us.' Becca said

 

They walked towards the bar, got up on the stools, kicked everything off the bar and stood on the bar. They made sure their bags were nearby. They turned on the stereo to their favorite band, Rammstein. Becca clicked the remote and Du Reichst So Gut came on. They both started to dance.

 

'Woooo, take it off' one of the men said.

Moments later, they heard a crash and the ceiling in the middle of the room came crashing in. They both grabbed their purses and jumped behind the bar.

 

'What the fuck was that.' they said to eachother.

 

They both took out the guns as soon as they heard the first shots. They peered over the bar and saw two men dangling upside down emptying their magazines on the men. Once the shooting was over they cut themselves down and had the girls target on his knees. They jumped out from behind the bar.

 

'He's ours dickheads.' Tash said.

'Who the fuck are you.' The darker haired one said.

'Who the fuck are YOU' Becca said.

'Hes fucking ours.'

 

At this time the target just about pissed himself as now he had 4 guns drawn on him.

 

'Ok this is the deal, the 4 of us at once?' The lighter haired one said.

 

Tash looked at Becca, they both nodded and took their place between the two men behind the target. The two men muttered a prayer:

 

And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.



 

When they were finished all 4 of them unloaded.



 

'Well, now that you're here, help us get these guys flipped over.' the light haired one said to the girls.

'Heres some pennies, put them in the eyes.' the dark haired one said.

 

As Becca flipped over the first guy to put these pennies in the eyes, something clicked in her head and she turned to them.



 

'You're the saints!' she exclaimed.

'Well shit, now we gotta shoot her' the light haired one said.

'But shes so pretty' the dark haired one said.

'Honors all your Murphy.' The light haired one said.



 

Murphy finished putting pennies into the eyes, and got up from his kneeing position. He walked quickly to Becca's position and backed her into the bar. He threw his hand around her throat and put his gun to her head. Despite being unable to breathe Becca kept her composure. Murphy pulled her in close and put his face to hers. He put away his gun and let go of her throat.



 

'Did you really think I would let someone as sexy as you get away?' he said as he licked her face and walked away.

 

'Ha, she thought I was going to kill her Connor.'

 

Becca at this point, still trying to catch her breath was furious. She ran towards Murphy and jumped on his back, knocking him over.

 

'Damnit you son of a bitch.'

 

Murphy rolled around, knocking her off him and pinning her to the ground. Becca started a fidget.

 

'Well well, you're feisty.'

 

Murphy put his weight on her chest as he leaned into her, he put his face next to hers and just breathed on her neck.

 

'Fuck you Murphy. Damnit get off me.'

 

He grabbed both of her arms with one of his hands, freeing up one, he put one finger to her lips.

 

'Shhh'

 

he put his finger under her chin and pointed her face towards his. She started to calm down, she wanted to give into him to be honest. He was alluring, and boy did he smell good. Gunpowder, sweat, and a hint of old spice.

 

'Now I'm going to let you up, don't go attacking me again you hear?'

 

Becca nodded in agreement. Murphy got up off her and extended a hand to help her up. She took up the offer and go up off the floor.

 

'Hey Murph.' she said to him.

'What?' He said turning toward her.

 

Just as he turned around she smacked him across the face.

 

'Well, I deserved that.'

 

What was next Becca didn't expect. Murphy walked up to her. Put his arms on each side of her face and planted a kiss on her lips.

 

Becca stepped back a bit, she staggered a bit.

 

'What the fuck was that?' She said.

'I dont know honestly. It just felt right.' He said with a giggle as he went back to work.

'Tash, what the fuck, where were you in all this.' Becca yelled.

'Hey I don't get involved in that shit.'

 

They finished posing the bodies and walked right out the front of the hotel.

 

 

**Rammstein song referanced Du Riechst so Gut property of Rammstein all rights reserved*