Smut and Stupidity
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,607
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Smut and Stupidity
Disclaimer: I don't own em, dunno their sexual preference, just playing.
Smut and Stupidity, By Claire
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Orli gasped in delight as Johnny slammed him against the wall of the cabin. Their naked sweat sheened bodies rubbed deliciously against eachother, sending them panting and moaning into ecstasy.
Johnny snaked his hand down Orli's muscular lithe body .
"Hmm.", he muttered as he began to massage the Brit's awakening arousal. "Only at half mast, we'll have to see what we can do about that."
In one swift movement, Johnny fell to his knees, swallowing Orli's sword to the hilt.
"Ohhh Johnny.....", Orli moaned, a heady fire rushing through his body. "You make my timbers shiver and no mistake."
Johnny smiled wickedly up at his mate. "Bend over my little beauty. I wanna swab ya poop deck!"
Orli obediantly sank to the floor and shifted himself onto his hands and knees.
"Ohhh Johnny!", he moaned as his co-star's tongue went to work on his tight opening. "I can wait no longer! Bury ya treasure in me now! Sheath your sword in me scabbard!"
"You've got it Orli my boy...", Johnny purred as he positioned his cutlass. "Prepare for a very jolly rogering!"
"Oh yes Johnny.....", Orli moaned as his captain set a steady rythmn. "Splice my mainbrace!"
Johnny reached down underneath his lover, grasping the weeping erection firmly and pumping it in time with his thrusts. "Let's see if we can get your cannons to fire", he groaned, speeding up the pace of his thrusts. "Oh yes me hearty! Heave to!!"
"Oh Johnny, you can heave as many as you like, just don't stop!!"
"I'm close", Johnny gasped, "Prepare to drop anchor and receive my very able seamen!"
"Oohhhhhh OHHHHH......MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!!", Johnny screamed as they reached their orgasm together.
Their shaking bodies collapsed as one, Johnny sliding out of Orli and rolling over onto his back.
"You know", muttered Orli drowsily as he snuggled up to Johnny, "If it were anyone but you, I'd have charged five cheese and onion pasties to give my body like that."
Johnny frowned in confusion. "Why five?"
"Well....", muttered Orli, drifting off into a sated slumber, "Those are the accepted pie-rates of the Caribbean."
:: Ducks to avoid well aimed missiles ::
heh heh
Smut and Stupidity, By Claire
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Orli gasped in delight as Johnny slammed him against the wall of the cabin. Their naked sweat sheened bodies rubbed deliciously against eachother, sending them panting and moaning into ecstasy.
Johnny snaked his hand down Orli's muscular lithe body .
"Hmm.", he muttered as he began to massage the Brit's awakening arousal. "Only at half mast, we'll have to see what we can do about that."
In one swift movement, Johnny fell to his knees, swallowing Orli's sword to the hilt.
"Ohhh Johnny.....", Orli moaned, a heady fire rushing through his body. "You make my timbers shiver and no mistake."
Johnny smiled wickedly up at his mate. "Bend over my little beauty. I wanna swab ya poop deck!"
Orli obediantly sank to the floor and shifted himself onto his hands and knees.
"Ohhh Johnny!", he moaned as his co-star's tongue went to work on his tight opening. "I can wait no longer! Bury ya treasure in me now! Sheath your sword in me scabbard!"
"You've got it Orli my boy...", Johnny purred as he positioned his cutlass. "Prepare for a very jolly rogering!"
"Oh yes Johnny.....", Orli moaned as his captain set a steady rythmn. "Splice my mainbrace!"
Johnny reached down underneath his lover, grasping the weeping erection firmly and pumping it in time with his thrusts. "Let's see if we can get your cannons to fire", he groaned, speeding up the pace of his thrusts. "Oh yes me hearty! Heave to!!"
"Oh Johnny, you can heave as many as you like, just don't stop!!"
"I'm close", Johnny gasped, "Prepare to drop anchor and receive my very able seamen!"
"Oohhhhhh OHHHHH......MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!!", Johnny screamed as they reached their orgasm together.
Their shaking bodies collapsed as one, Johnny sliding out of Orli and rolling over onto his back.
"You know", muttered Orli drowsily as he snuggled up to Johnny, "If it were anyone but you, I'd have charged five cheese and onion pasties to give my body like that."
Johnny frowned in confusion. "Why five?"
"Well....", muttered Orli, drifting off into a sated slumber, "Those are the accepted pie-rates of the Caribbean."
:: Ducks to avoid well aimed missiles ::
heh heh