Thine Liver

I feel terrible. I love Barbie. Poor little Captain Barbossa. This was a challenge that I just chose to do at four in the morning. I can’t believe I’m submitting this, oh well. You can all kill me for it later anyway. Just, whatever you do, don’t take my head, it’s the only thing that I almost have left.
I would also like to note that posting this somewhere was part of the challenge deal and if I get enough votes saying this should go to hell, then all of you can be spared. Thank you!


Yeah, yeah I dun own ‘em. Get the hellish lawyer monkeys away from me


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thine Liver~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was once an ickle girl named Elizabeth. She was supposedly very pretty, but that was a bunch of crap anyway, so it doesn't matter. She grew up and was still not very pretty. Anyway, one day, this little girl got kidnaped.
There was a young man named Will that supposedly loved her. He went to help her because he knew it was the right thing to do. He needed help so he found someone named Jack to help him. He immediately fell in love with the other man right away and forgot about his stupid girl.
Since the man that SUPPOSEDLY loved Elizabeth, didn’t really love her, she was stuck. As you well know, he had infact left her for some one more similar to him in anatomy. They were living very happily in their nice vessel.
So, Elizabeth was left to die in the very unstable boat with her kidnaper Barbossa and his associates. Oh well, she thought, and she began making hickies on her arm. One day, something really disgusting happened.
Elizabeth fell in love with the smelly, rotting, semi-old, bad-during-the-night Barbossa. So as she sat in her tiny rickety cell, Elizabeth wondered why she LLOOOVVVEEDDD him so much. It’s not his skin, she thought, nope, that was starting to wrinkle and fold. It may be his eyes, but those were usually covered by big scary EYEBROWS!!!!! IT MUST BE HIS...DUNDUNDUN....LIVER SPOT!
So, the next day, when the Barbossa went to bring Elizabethl food he found her sitting there wearing only her pair of long underwear. “Oh my god! You look hot...literally”
Elizabeth grinned goofily and beckoned him into her cell. “Come on baby, show it to me!!”
So, the now very, um, excited Barbossar pulled away his loose patch (oatch) of skin and allowed the young woman to admire his HUGE liver spot.
“WOW!” She said blushing fiercely, can I um...” she looked down, unsure if she was ready to commit to something of this magnitude. “Can I...poke it?”
"Do ya really mean it? Well well welley well well, it's been an aweful long time since a girl so purdy as you wanted to poke my spot."
Elizabeth let drool drip down her pimpled chin. "Well I want it so bad! Besided, I have a big surprise for you!" Spoke the girl in something resemblant of a seductive tone. She began undoing the two buttons on the tummy-flap of her underwear. After twenty minutes of struggling, the flap fell down, revealing a lint-filled outy bellybutton. "What do you think baby?"
"HOLY ASS! MUST....SHOVE....FINGER....DEEP INSIDE!!!" Barbossa managed to choke out.
Both people let out a feral mewl. At that instant, Elizabeth poked violently at the older man's throbbing liver spot, and Barbossa penetrated the young girl's wet, little bellybutton. The two pumped and poked and pumped and poked until the Barbossa's spot secreted some smelly yellow fluid and all the lint came flying from the dripping crevices of the Elizabeth's bellybutton.
The two plopped down together, and Barbossa whipped out his invisible pipe(did they have those then?) and smoked it in turns with the panting young girl.
"That was almost incredible!" Elizabeth moaned
"Yes yes! But now we have to take care of my other thing."
"Your other thing?"Shel whispered, her eyes widening.
"You know. My...RECTAL WARTS!"
The End