Rum And White

Fic: Rum and White
Author: Nita Riddle
Warnings: Brandy is for sissies.
Summery: I blame all of you for loving my plot bunny too much. I
wrote it. The post-view to the fic i may or may not write.
A/N: You have no one to blame but yourselfs. Oh, and the order?
It goes Will first, then Jack, then Will, Jack again, and so on.
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"Brandy I tell you. Just the taste make it better than rum."

"Don't be a fool, rum is a **real** pirates drink."

"Say's the man who is my wife."

"I am a man and a pirate, savvy?!"

"So you call yourself a real pirate?"

"Aye."

"Who follows the code?"

"Aye."

"Who follows all pirate traditions?"

"Aye."

"So why, pray tell, did you insist on wearing white to our marriadge
ceremony?"

"..........don't push me Will."

"No really, **Captain**, why did you wear white?"

"I didn't want to upset me Mum, savvy?"

"Your mother, no offense to the woman, was a whore in Tortuga."

"And?"

"And you used to work for her on occasion!"

"Your point is?"

"She knows you're not a virgin Jack!"

"...she's still Mother."

"Did you have to wear Elizabeth's wedding dress though? You nearly
scared that minister to death."

"It brought out the kohl around my eyes."

"You're impossible."

"Pirate."

"I can't believe I married you, Jack."

"It's **Captain** Jack Turner love, savvy?"

"God...where is Anamaria when you need her...."

"Drink your rum and Jack will make everything all better."

"Honestly?"

"Again, I repeat, pirate."