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for The Forgotten.

by LydiaValentine

person Artemis
schedule January 4, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I was watching Troy, and was like OMG where's Cassandra? She's like realy importent and shit. and everyone else was like SHUT UP! BTW Achilles's cousin, Patroclus wasn't his cousin in they Myth, you know, they were lovers. . . you think Wolfgang didn;t read the myths very well?
person Thalionwen
schedule July 8, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Oh yeah, I laughed! :) Not to mentioned hooted and hollered at the incisive digs to the insipid 'Boys Club' feel of the movie. And the mary-Sue insertion had me in hysterics! Thanks for a fun little tale..
person Simone
schedule May 27, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Very cute story!
person Nefretiri
schedule May 14, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I loved that it was so funny. The sad this is that it was also write.... about the female characters in the movie. It would be nice if they were portrayed as people
in their own write that would be cool. I think Andromache is awesome too. 8-)
schedule December 7, 2004 at 12:00 AM
LMAO!!!

i love it!!! this is the funiest thing i've read since "the bunny suicides"!!

more please you wonderfully talented and beautiful person!!!

Michaela
person Anon
schedule June 7, 2004 at 12:00 AM
teeheehee
person avril
schedule June 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
that's brilliant!
I mean, I often ask myself what were women doing in Troy, PotC, Lotr and movies like that? knitting, watching soaps, maybe waxing or slashing their wrists out of boredom? ;)
avril

person Yurbleness
schedule June 3, 2004 at 12:00 AM
LMAO! I love this! You should write more comedy. Lovehrodhrodite. (She really is a bit useless, isn't she?) *dodges sparkly thunderbolt* Er...in a *literary* sense of course! I mean, lowly mortals should still bow at her feet and all, but she really is a bit short on brai-- *KZZZAP!*....