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eurgh. you suckkk..

LMFAO! That was sooo funny! "Can I poke it." jeesus I wass like pisssing my self.

Eww...um that was...ewww *cringes*

Congrats, I think. That was the first time in a really long time a fic has actually made me cringe.

Congrats, I think. That was the first time in a really long time a fic has actually made me cringe. I'm just glad that at least monkeck nck never made an appearence (& no, that is not a plot bunny for next time). That said, relax, it in know way makes me want to kill you. That very long list is far too populated w/ preteens who write self-insertion fics, & anyone has ever written teletubbies slash, to bother about icky liverspot imagery.

& btw - it was defn the liverspot that made me cringe & NOT jack/will. How dare ppl say it's gross - what they have is potentially beautiful! There's the slight possibility that Will would be to (misguidedly) moralistic to act on his crush on jack, which does exist & is very obvious, for example - when he looks so incredibly flattered that Jack liked his hat. But Jack very definately swings both ways - not to go into stereotypes, but he gestures with his pinkies, he uses any excuse possible to stand as close to will (others too, but it's more exaggerated with will), & did you see him run?!? Waving his hands about everywhere, he's way too flamboyant to be completely straight, & that's not just the rum. & puh-leeze - it is quite easy to be a "ladies man" & have women annoyed enough to slap you without being "ladies only." Jack is without doubt the slashiest disney character ever, & I for one am perfectly happy with that :D & even the quickest glance at the common 'ships explored show that many other ppl also think so. But I am bordering on horrified that there are ppl in the adultfanfic community closeminded enough to balk at the very few jack/will references in this fic, especially when it also contained the aformentioned queasy liverspot imagery.

(Note: Pleese ecuse my poor grmmer/spelling. You see becasue i'm allergic to millkshake pesticide thingiy mabobers and have a habbital (i think i mmade up that word) desease of trying to type at the speed of ligt and make no sence at all (even to myself..ya) I cant tell time! ^_^)

*is laffing hysteriacly* I LOVE THAT! Onliy a true fan can understatnd and laff at that. And Im one of the top POTC fans ever. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! DID I MENTION FUNNEH? The only part i found a little discusting was the part about Jack and Will being tooogether. You see I dont care aboiuot Will being gay. But Jack isn't and hes all mine. So is Johnny Deppp, but not many people know tyat because he and hI hide it so there res no big rumor thinkgy/bad mdedia picture terrifing and sweeping the country faster thatn the speed I try to typoer at. I LOVE THAT! WOOHOOO! This is funny shit. I'm repetative. And only a true fan can laff at stuff when people make fun of it (even if people make fun of shit you <"you" of course meaning what i have wrote and been made fun of but i dont carea becasue i find the mst's and flames hillllariouss! ^_^ > wrote). And I'm still repetative. BYE!

P.S. -- *BURSTS OUT OF TURKEY THINGIE MABOBBER THINGIE MABBOB* *IN A HIGH PITCH G.I.R VOICE* IT WAS MEEE!!!! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONNGG!!!!!

"Holy ass!"

LOL! I gotta remember that one. This was really freakky but really funny!

O_______________O i really cant believe u posted that >.< gross

People pair Jack and Will together because they are emelymely gorgeous and the sex would be hot. This was interesting.