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After we got dressed, Smith took me to an upscale strip club. As a woman, I had been to many strip clubs with Kyle just for fun. But this was going to be a unique experience since I was temporarily a man. Smith and I took a seat at the foot of the stage. At that point he reached into his breast pocket producing two imported cigars. He offered me one, I took it. He unwrapped his and started to light it, the smell was somewhat sweet. I unwrapped mine and put it to my mouth. He lit it for me and I took a deep inhale, I started to choke as tears formed in my eyes and I coughed. Smith laughed as he patted my back, I caught my breath.

"You okay there?" He asked.

"Yeah I'm great." I told him.

Just then we heard a booming male voice over the speaker.

"Welcome to the M Club! The home of the best dancers on the planet! We have 97 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones!"

The men in the room laughed at the comment.

"No we're just kidding! They're all beautiful here! So are you gentlemen ready to party?"

"Yeah!" Yelled the sea of testosterone.

"That sucked!" said the disembodied male voice. "I know you can be louder than that!"

And then the sea of men cheered and clapped as the first dancer came out. She was a blonde all in red. She walked saucily across the stage as the announcer introduced her.

"Gentlemen, she been in your fantasies, your magazines, your dirty movies and even in your virual reality. I present to you one of our rising stars here at Club M MISS RED!!!"

Smith nudged me. "Now that's a heart shaped ass." Referring to her backside.

"Yeah that is nice." I said.

"But there is this cute little red head I'm seeing who even has a nicer ass than that." I could feel Smith grabbing my ass cheeks as he was saying it.

We continued to watch the lady in red as she slowly did her seductive strip tease on stage. Joe Cocker's Leave Your Hat On started to play.
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Baby Take Off Your Coat Real Slow
Take Off Your Shoes
I'll Take Off Your Shoes Girl
Take Off Your Dress Yes, Yes, Yes
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We watched as her hands reached around her back and she slowly undid her zipper, letting her dress fall to the floor.
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You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
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As we were watching the show I could feel Smith's hand on my knee. I looked over at him and he gave me a wicked grin from behind his dark shades while still puffing on his cigar.
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Go Over There Turn On The Lights, All The Lights
Come Over Here, Stand On That Chair
Baby Thats Right
Raise Your Arms Up In The Air
And Now Shake Em
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Just then I noticed the lady in red sauntered over my way. She was on all fours on nothing but her bra, panties, garter belt and stockings. She an intense look in her eye.

"I think she likes you." Smith said teasingly.
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You Give Me Reason To Live
You Give Me Reason To Live
You Give Me Reason To Live
You Give Me Reason To Live
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The lady in red swung her blonde mane wildly in time to the music. She undid her bra throwing it in my direction and having it land on my head. Smith looked amused.
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Sweet Darling
You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On Baby
You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
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By this time she was completely naked except for her garter belt and stockings and then she put on a red fedora type hat and continued dancing.
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Suspicious Minds Are Talking
There Trying To Tear Us Apart
They Don't Believe This Love Of Mine
But They Don't Know What Love Is
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"Did anyone ever tell you that you are so fucking hot?" Smith said.

"What?"

The lady in red continued to perform for us.
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They Don't Know What Love Is
They Don't Know What Love Is
They Don't Know What Love Is
I Know What Love Is
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"I said you are really fucking hot right now." Smith's lips slowly moved toawards mine as the music played.

The lady in red by this time was doing a pole dance for her big finish.
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You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
You Can Leave Your Hat On
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And then Smith kissed me in the middle of the strip club. We got some looks but I didn't seem to care and neither did he obviously. We broke our kiss and then the lady in red now fully dressed, walked up to us and introduced herself.

"Hi I'm Red."

"Hello" said Smith.

"Could I interest you in a table dance this evening?"

Smith looked my way.

"Yes. I think my friend would like one."

I could feel myself getting red with embarassment. The lady in red took my hand and Smith followed.

"It's okay honey I won't bite." She reassured me.

She led us to a private room and the music started to play as she moved slowly towards me. Smith sat there calmly with a slight grin. One of my favorite Aerosmith songs was on the loudspeaker.
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I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
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She bent over in front of me, lifted her skirt and smacked her ass. Smith looked amused by my reaction.
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Ridin' into town alone
By the light of the moon
I'm looking for ol Sukie Jones
She crazy horse saloon
Barkeep gimme a drink
That's when she caught my eye
She turned to give me a wink
That make a grown man cry
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And then she jumped on my lap making me gasp in surprise.
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I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
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She rode me like a cowgirl at a rodeo and I could feel my cock stiffen underneath my pants.
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Come easy, go easy
All right until the rising sun
I'm calling all the shots tonight
I'm like a loaded gun
Peelin' off my boots and chaps
I'm saddle sore
Four bits gets you time in the racks
I scream for more
Fools' gold out of their mines
The girls are soaking wet
Not tounge's drier than mine
I'll come when I get back
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"Holy shit!" Were the words that came from my mouth.

"Having fun darling?" Smith asked.

"Yeah I'm fine." I told him.

Smith let out a chuckle, he was enjoying the whole thing as the lady in red grinded into me. She removed her top revealing her perfect breasts and shoving them into my face.
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I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
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Her skin felt soft and I got even harder. The smell of her was intoxicating.
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I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm riding, I'm loading up my pistol
I'm riding, I really got a fistful
I'm riding, I'm shining up my saddle
I'm riding, this snake is gonna rattle
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Smith was still puffing on his cigar just watching the both of us.
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Ridin' high
Ridin' high
Ridin' high already
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
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The music faded out and the lady in red got dressed. She collected her money from Smith and I was disheveled from my experience. While I was still in a daze, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the two of them were talking. They both looked my way with a wicked gleam. I wondered what was going on at this point. Just then Smith walked over to me.

"I hope you don't mind darling but I thought Red could join us."

"For what?"

"For some fun." He gave me a wink.

"Okay."

Just then Red walked over.

"Give me five minutes gentlemen." And she excused herself.

"She likes you." Said Smith.

"But..." I started to speak.

"Just think of her as a gift for tonight." He said.

I didn't say a word as she came back and we all made our way out of the club.