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We followed Red out of the club and the car. She seemed very interested in the both of us.

"Actually, I'm kind of famished. I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat before we head back to our place." Smith said.

I walked ahead of him and I could feel him slap my ass, Red giggled. He spinned me around and planted a kiss on my lips, just then I heard a car screech and out the corner of my eye I saw an albino with dread locks glare at us.

"FAGS!" The dread locked albino yelled from his window.

Smith turned around.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A FAG MOTHERFUCKER?" He yelled back.

It was obvious Red and I were both nervous at what was about to happen.

"Smith..." I started to speak.

"I can handle this!" He told me.

"YOU WANNA FIGHT FAGGOT?" Asked the albino in a menacing tone.

"You more like a faggot than I do! As a matter of fact, you look like a really ugly-assed drag queen!" Smith shot back.

"Pretty big words for a sissy in a dark suit!" The albino sneered.

By then the albino threw a punch and Smith blocked it with ease, kicking him the balls. He fell to the ground reeling in pain. Just then, his twin stepped out the car with a baseball bat and swung it towards Smith just missing him by inches. By instinct I leaped on the albino's back as his brother writhed on ground in pain, he attempted to get up but Red beat him back down, continously beating him with her stilletto heel and calling him every dirty name in the book. I was on his back beating him with my fists as Smith grabbed his baseball bat and swung at his gut knocking the wind out of him. Finally both twins were writhing in pain and moaning. I got one last kick in on each of them, at that point Smith drew his gun.

"Now let that be a lesson to both of you. The next time you two little ghostly chickenshits want to yell 'faggot' out the window of your peice of shit car, you better be prepared to have your asses kicked again." He sneered.

He pointed his gun at their silver Volvo.

"Hey man! What the fuck are you doing?" One of them asked. I could tell they didn't like what was going to happen to their mode transportation by the tone of their voices.

And Smith started to fire, glass flew everywhere.

BANG! One bullet through the wind sheild.

BANG! BANG! Both headlights gone.

BANG! BANG! Both front tires were losing air fast.

Smith then went behind the car.

BANG! One tire was blown.

Smith reloaded his gun.

BANG! The last of the tires was no more.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Smith circled the car firing shots and denting the perfect silver paint job as the twins looked on in horror finally he was back at the front and...

BANG! The radiator blew. The once proud gay bashing albino twins were now cowering on the ground like a couple of little pussies. Smith walked by them and smirked.

"Now let that be a lesson to you."

We piled into the car I sat in the back seat and being a gentlemen I let Red have have the front. As we pulled out, Smith rolled down his window and flipped the twins the bird as we drove off, we all laughed hysterically. Finally, we pulled into an all night restaraunt and ordered something to eat. Red sat next to me, she was rubbing my leg and I was getting aroused once again.

"You really handled them well back there." Red said.

"Handled is not the word for it. We pretty muched fucked them up." Smith said as he looked at me and winked.

"Yeah." I agreed.

Just then the waitress took our order and we kept chatting until our food came. Red excused herself.

"She's pretty hot huh?" He asked.

I couldn't lie, yes I did think Red was hot. My erection was just about giving me away, thank god the table covered me so everyone couldn't see I was standing at full attention. God it was a bitch to be a man. At least when I was a female no one could tell I was horny. I finally knew how it felt for all those poor boys I went to school with who couldn't keep their hard-ons under control.

"Yeah she is quite attractive." I said.

"I'm glad you like her." He told me.

She came back and we continued chatting, she glanced between Smith and myself and I wondered what it would be like to make love to both of them at the same time. Finally the check came and we left for our place. By this time Red and I were in the back seat and she started to kiss me. I was nervous.

"Don't sweety, I won't bite." She reassured me and then her lips sofly brushed against mine and then her tongue moved pst my lips in a dance, she felt so soft to the touch and I wondered if this was what all women felt like. I could feel Red's nipple's harden as she let out a low moan and I was getting harder and harder, finally she undid my pants freeing my rock hard cock, she took it in her mouth and started to suck me off.

"Holy shit!" I gasped. She just giggled at my reaction.

Smith was glancing at us through the rear view mirror and smiling the whole time like he was pleased with himself.

"Having fun sweetheart?" He asked.

I could barely speak.

"Now Red, don't wear the poor boy out too soon."

I could feel her remove her mouth from my cock as I was about ready to come.

"As you wish." And then Red looked at me liked a succubus that trapped it's prey. "I look forward to having fun with the both of you real soon."

We pulled into the garage. We got out of the car and into the elevator, once inside Smith kissed me passionately and I could feel Red's hands on my chest as she was kissing my neck. I was getting so turned on, it was an incredible sensation to be feeling both a male and female touch at the same time. Smith turned me around and Red kissed me full on. Our breathing got heavy as the elevator slowly rose to the top. Smith kissed my neck as Red was kissing my lips and then he nibbled my neck just enough to make me collapse in his arms. The doors opened and we made our way to the bedroom, clothes, peice by piece made a trail throughout the apartment. Finally the three of us were naked. Both Smith and Red laid me down on the bed and kissed every inch of me making me sigh with pleasure. Smith looked at Red michivously.

"Ladies first." He said.

Just then Red straddled me and I could feel my cock slide into her easily. She felt so warm and I could feel her muscles contract around me as she rode me. I spied Smith's hands cupping her breasts as she rode me. I could feel her come as she spasmed on me over and over again. I rolled her over on to her back and kept pumping her as she screamed in pleasure. Just then I felt Smith behind me and his hard cock near my ass. He whispered in my ear.

"Do you trust me?" He asked.

"Yes." I said.

"I promise I'll be very gentle."

I stayed still as Red kissed me just then I felt a sharp pain going into my ass I winced.

"Shh...it's okay, I'm going very slowly just relax love." He told me.

"It's okay sweety. Just let it happen." Red reassured me.

I closed my eyes and as he slowly moved in and out of me, the pain slowly went away and he kissed my neck. Finally it was starting to feel very very good and I moved with him as I continued to fuck Red. Our sighs of pleasure filled the room as we all moved. Sweat dripped down our bodies as we fucked faster and faster and then we all came at the same time. I exploded and I could feel Smith and Red coming at the same time too. The feeling was quite intense as we all collapsed into a pile of flesh and fell asleep. I was in the middle of both Smith and Red as they curled up on each side of me. Throughout the night I would have a restful sleep, but the next morning would be a different story now that I was a woman again.